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Letter meme

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Dear :iconaegln::


I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men ((EW)). I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about cocaine abuse.

good luck on your short-term leave from jail, :iconratitadecampo:




AHAHAHAHA, OH WOW... Lol pues :iconaegln: me taggeo asi que hago eso xD

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Yo taggeo a...

:iconmakutfa:, :iconradfel:, :iconrothion:, :iconyolis: y :iconpinkx2:
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En la feria

1 min read
no importa lo que escriba, de cualquier manera nadie lo va a leer xD

pues lol

han pasado tantas cosas en estos ultimos meses...

estoy toda por sin ningun lado...

estoy como en una montaña rusa... pero asi bieeeeeeen locochona... y yo ando acaaaa con mi buena vibra... xD eso que...

pero eso si.. lloro y lloro... por cosas que... grrrrrrrrrrr me importan... pero... pero ash esque soy tan perdedora... deberia de no importarme! nisiquiera deberia pasarme por la cabeza...

en fin lol... mi corazon está loco... y a pesar de todo, me hace feliz... me gusta como se siente mi estomago y mi corazon en las montañas rusas...

que vengan las vueltas! las subidas y las bajadas en picada! soy fuerte y puedo con ellas... con esfuerzo podré mantener mi carritoen los rieles y llegar a mi meta
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Pues, aquí estamos, al final del año 2007.

Este año me ha traido muchas experiencias diferentes, mucho drama, mucha felicidad y muuuuchos amigos nuevos.

Creo que he madurado un poco mas con las cosas que han pasado este año y espero que el 2008 sea un año lleno de felicidad y experiencias que nos sorvan para ser mejores personas.

A mis watchers, gracias por los favs y todo eso =)

A mis amigos, ps ya saben que los amo <3

Espero que todos tengan un prospero año nuevo y que todas sus metas y deseos se cumplan!!!

con amor,
            Anita (Ratitadecampo) <3
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A MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!


lololololol

ya estoy vieja 18 años! ya soy legal =)

:heart:
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Taggeada

2 min read
lols ps el :iconryogatsu: me taggeo... así que aquí va.... xD no tengo nada mejor que hacer...


1 - Publicar estas instrucciones
2 - Cada persona taggeada publicará 8 hechos al azar sobre sí mism@
3 - Las personas taggeadas publicarán esto en su espacio para journals de DA
4 - debajo de las 8 cosas que escriban sobre ustedes misms publicarán una lista de las 8 próximas personas taggeadas
5 - Cominíquen a las personas que hayan taggeado dejando un comentario en sus respectivas páginas (haz sido taggeado)


1.- Estoy en Calgary, Canadá xD (ORLY?)
2.- Mi color favorito es morado
3.- Quiero comprarme un juego de cama super bonito <3 pero está muy caro =/
4.- Mi lap tiene un trojano al parecer, el disco C: ya no tiene espacio (39GB), y NO he bajado programas nuevos (mis documentos los guardo en otro disco)
5.- Ya encontré a 2 chavos guapos, pero solo los he visto una vez, ni les he hablado, no me interesan realmente, solo para un taco de ojo
6.- Al fin pude arreglar mi cuarto
7.- Quiero ir a hacer chis xD
8.- Ya volví de hacer chis xD
9.- Esty segura de que no querian saber eso...

Y NOOOOO

NO AGGEO A NADIEEEEEEE BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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